1. Sounded like Trump’ tongue was stuck to the roof of his mouth, really methed up

2. Obama has Nick Drake on his playlist. Kudos!!!!

3. Hahahaha….the Trump Campaign may not have known that it was Epstein's plane (eye roll) ….but for Trump, I'm sure it brought back a flood of memories of his glory days.

4. I supervised an Elementary School lunchroom for about three months…no thanks.

5. Same with the other sociopathic EMusk
   Pathological can’t get enough attention to fuel my fractured ego.
   Let’s do a black out
   And watch them shrivel
   As we simply throw water on their BS

6. 5:20 Forgot to put his horse teeth in.

7. Why doesn’t Trump have to register as a sex offender after E Jean Carrol?

8. Will Farrell is exactly 10 days younger than me but he LQQKS like he is 10 years older than me!!

9. and…re-member "Ships moor at the Dock , boats (ie…Personal Watercraft bigger than a Bass-Boat) lease slips @ the Marina" – in Lieu of what you may have heard…"otherwise". IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU VOTE FOR ! as long as …"You Vote" , your laughter and satisfaction of this "Qualitatively Iconic American" comedy series will not be "Diminished by Cynicism"….Just " Vote " !

10. It's called "Black don't crack."

11. Obama's not heard of "Not Like Us"????? It should be in the playlist.

12. Supporting Trump has destroyed hundreds of strong men and women who had otherwise promising careers. Elon Musk is next in line. No one is trump-toxin proof. Supporting Trump requires the destruction of one's conscience and the nearly hopeless blinding of one's soul. Trump leaves only one choice to his supporters – to double down on lies. Fred taught that to trump in childhood – to double down on lies and cheating to gain and to keep advantage over the hoi polloi.

13. Donald Trump is as always ..Pro Big Business..Pro Billionaires..Anti Worker..Anti Middle Class..Anti Working Class. Trump is Cruel.. Heartless..Full of Vengance. But NOW Donald Trump is Different! His Voice is Different..His Eyes Look Different..Trump Tells Delusional Stories and Goes On Incoherent Rants. This is Different! PRIVATELY RNC Members Admit They Have Grave Concerns About Donald Trumps Cognitive Ability and How to Move The Campaign Forward With Him at The Top Of The Party Ticket.

14. I feel like that twitter interview seemed to say trump wants to vote for Harris because he thinks she's hot?

15. Walz looks distinguished, and sheds trivial criticisms with jokes.

16. SHE`S GONNA MAKE IT!!!
    Lyrics:
    „ KAMALA HARRIS“ by STUART
    You´re fighting for our values
    You´ve got Jamaican riddim
    and Indian wisdom
    You grab the duck by his wings
    You´ll bring us joy and liberty
    You know the crooks
    You know the liars
    You know the crook with his golden tower
    He stands for darkness and brutality
    You stand for democracy
    You´ve got Jamaican riddim
    and Indian wisdom
    You´ve got the all-American vision
    You´re gonna make it!

17. For my american friends. For the love of everything sacred to you, VOTE.

18. 4 years of being the worst vice president ever now Hollywood fools wants her to be president

19. I will not go in easy. Butch and Spright I don't fear that which I cannot wrangle up thyself. I can handle my own meat thank you very much. I told you, stupido see I forgot about them. Cinco don't forget team. I can't trust nobody now.

20. America needs a Creative Genius! "Let's Go UTOPIAN!!" Maybe they should hold an AUDITION for Presidency???? I would win,if I can be heard and not IGNORED!!

21. Sounds like he didn't have his dentures in. Lol

22. stephen is woke as fuck .. ewww

23. Conversation? just a jumbled random word salad

24. Really? Still with the "old"-jokes?

25. I propose a vacation time share of sorts for late night hosts. That was too long without Meyers and Colbert

26. The only fail is you, Colbert

27. Look over the Epstein plane with a UV flashlight. EWWWW

28. At 76, I notice that my 74 year old wife is often (seriously) mistaken for a woman much younger. Maybe not a 40 year old but she, and other women have been trained and coerced to actually take care of there health and appearance. I'm a bit ambivent about this as it might be societal coercion but I am the primary beneficiary

29. Do people never heard of "black dont crack"?
    Wrinkles are way less noticeable on darker skin tones.

30. Better finish for the Epstein plane joke would have been, "In OJ Simpson's white Bronco."

31. Musk and Trump got plenty new labor lawsuits for intimidating workers about striking

32. EM is a sociopath!

33. Jesus, cool it with the fucking ageism, will ya?

34. Trump didn't stick his dentures properly in his lying mouth

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