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TV SHOW · Comedy

Two and a Half Men

2003 · TV-14 · 12 seasons

IMDb 7.1/10

Charlie's comfortable bachelor routine changes when his divorced brother Alan arrives with young Jake. Sharing the Malibu house forces very different adults to negotiate parenting, money and boundaries, while relatives and neighbors add complications. Later, wealthy newcomer Walden becomes central to the household, giving Alan another unusual living arrangement to navigate. The sitcom builds its comedy around mismatched personalities whose attempts to get along rarely produce a peaceful home for very long.

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Seasons & episodes

262 episodes and specials in this guide.

Season 1 24 episodes & specials
  1. S01E01PilotSep 22, 2003IMDb 8.1/10
  2. S01E02Big Flappy BastardsSep 29, 2003IMDb 7.7/10
  3. S01E03Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of HellOct 6, 2003IMDb 7.7/10
  4. S01E04If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a NapOct 13, 2003IMDb 7.9/10
  5. S01E05The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a HumpOct 20, 2003IMDb 7.8/10
  6. S01E06Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?Oct 27, 2003IMDb 7.5/10
  7. S01E07If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually FakeNov 3, 2003IMDb 8.3/10
  8. S01E08Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-fulNov 10, 2003IMDb 7.8/10
  9. S01E09Phase One, CompleteNov 17, 2003IMDb 7.5/10
  10. S01E10Merry ThanksgivingNov 24, 2003IMDb 8.0/10
  11. S01E11Alan Harper, Frontier ChiropractorDec 15, 2003IMDb 7.6/10
  12. S01E12Camel Filters + PheromonesJan 5, 2004IMDb Not rated
  13. S01E13Sarah Like Puny AlanJan 12, 2004IMDb 7.6/10
  14. S01E14I Can't Afford HyenasFeb 2, 2004IMDb 7.7/10
  15. S01E15Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1)Feb 9, 2004IMDb Not rated
  16. S01E16That Was Saliva, Alan (2)Feb 16, 2004IMDb Not rated
  17. S01E17Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the HatsFeb 23, 2004IMDb 7.9/10
  18. S01E18An Old Flame with a New WickMar 1, 2004IMDb 8.4/10
  19. S01E19I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember YouMar 22, 2004IMDb 8.1/10
  20. S01E20Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the DarkApr 19, 2004IMDb 7.5/10
  21. S01E21No Sniffing, No WowingMay 3, 2004IMDb 8.0/10
  22. S01E22My Doctor Has a Cow PuppetMay 10, 2004IMDb 7.8/10
  23. S01E23Just Like BuffaloMay 17, 2004IMDb 8.5/10
  24. S01E24Can You Feel My Finger?May 24, 2004IMDb 8.1/10
Season 2 24 episodes & specials
  1. S02E01Back Off, Mary PoppinsSep 20, 2004IMDb 7.9/10
  2. S02E02Enjoy Those Garlic BallsSep 27, 2004IMDb 7.6/10
  3. S02E03A Bag Full of JaweaOct 4, 2004IMDb 7.9/10
  4. S02E04Go Get Mommy's BraOct 11, 2004IMDb 7.9/10
  5. S02E05Bad News from the Clinic?Oct 18, 2004IMDb 7.6/10
  6. S02E06The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal VigilanceOct 25, 2004IMDb 7.8/10
  7. S02E07A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in FontanaNov 8, 2004IMDb 7.3/10
  8. S02E08Frankenstein and the Horny VillagersNov 15, 2004IMDb 8.0/10
  9. S02E09Yes, MonsignorNov 22, 2004IMDb 7.7/10
  10. S02E10The Salmon Under My SweaterNov 29, 2004IMDb 7.9/10
  11. S02E11Last Chance to See Those TattoosDec 13, 2004IMDb 8.0/10
  12. S02E12A Lung Full of AlanJan 3, 2005IMDb 8.0/10
  13. S02E13Zejdz Zmoich WlosowJan 17, 2005IMDb Not rated
  14. S02E14Those Big Pink Things with CoconutsJan 31, 2005IMDb Not rated
  15. S02E15Smell the Umbrella StandFeb 7, 2005IMDb 7.8/10
  16. S02E16Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?Feb 14, 2005IMDb 8.2/10
  17. S02E17Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!Feb 21, 2005IMDb 7.8/10
  18. S02E18It was 'Mame,' MomMar 7, 2005IMDb 8.1/10
  19. S02E19A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping NoiseMar 21, 2005IMDb 7.8/10
  20. S02E20I Always Wanted a Shaved MonkeyApr 18, 2005IMDb 7.6/10
  21. S02E21A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry OnMay 2, 2005IMDb 7.8/10
  22. S02E22That Old Hose Bag Is My MotherMay 9, 2005IMDb 7.6/10
  23. S02E23Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, SquabMay 16, 2005IMDb 8.7/10
  24. S02E24Does This Smell Funny to You?May 23, 2005IMDb 8.3/10
Season 3 24 episodes & specials
  1. S03E01Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic GymnastsSep 19, 2005IMDb 7.8/10
  2. S03E02Principal Gallagher's Lesbian LoverSep 26, 2005IMDb 8.1/10
  3. S03E03Carpet Burns and a Bite MarkOct 3, 2005IMDb 7.7/10
  4. S03E04Your Dismissive Attitude Toward BoobsOct 10, 2005IMDb 7.7/10
  5. S03E05We Called It Mr. PinkyOct 17, 2005IMDb 7.7/10
  6. S03E06Hi, Mr. Horned OneOct 24, 2005IMDb 8.4/10
  7. S03E07Sleep Tight, Puddin' PopNov 7, 2005IMDb 7.9/10
  8. S03E08That Voodoo That I Do DoNov 14, 2005IMDb 8.3/10
  9. S03E09Madame and Her Special FriendNov 21, 2005IMDb 8.0/10
  10. S03E10Something Salted and TwistedNov 28, 2005IMDb 7.5/10
  11. S03E11Santa's Village of the DamnedDec 19, 2005IMDb 8.3/10
  12. S03E12That Special TugJan 9, 2006IMDb 8.0/10
  13. S03E13Humiliation Is a Visual MediumJan 23, 2006IMDb 7.6/10
  14. S03E14Love Isn't Blind, It's RetardedFeb 6, 2006IMDb 8.2/10
  15. S03E15My Tongue Is MeatFeb 27, 2006IMDb 7.8/10
  16. S03E16Ergo, the Booty CallMar 6, 2006IMDb 8.4/10
  17. S03E17The Unfortunate Little SchnauserMar 13, 2006IMDb Not rated
  18. S03E18The Spit-Covered CobblerMar 20, 2006IMDb 7.7/10
  19. S03E19Golly Moses, She's a MuffinApr 10, 2006IMDb 7.9/10
  20. S03E20Always a Bridesmaid, Never a BurroApr 24, 2006IMDb 8.3/10
  21. S03E21And the Plot MoistensMay 1, 2006IMDb 7.7/10
  22. S03E22Just Once with Aunt SophieMay 8, 2006IMDb 7.9/10
  23. S03E23Arguments for the QuickieMay 15, 2006IMDb 7.7/10
  24. S03E24That Pistol-Packin' HermaphroditeMay 22, 2006IMDb 8.1/10
Season 4 24 episodes & specials
  1. S04E01Working for CaligulaSep 18, 2006IMDb 7.6/10
  2. S04E02Who's Vod Kanockers?Sep 25, 2006IMDb 7.8/10
  3. S04E03The Sea Is a Harsh MistressOct 2, 2006IMDb 7.5/10
  4. S04E04A Pot Smoking MonkeyOct 9, 2006IMDb 7.5/10
  5. S04E05A Live Woman of Proven FertilityOct 16, 2006IMDb 7.8/10
  6. S04E06Apologies for the FrivolityOct 23, 2006IMDb 8.3/10
  7. S04E07Repeated Blows to His Unformed HeadNov 6, 2006IMDb 7.8/10
  8. S04E08Release the DogsNov 13, 2006IMDb 7.9/10
  9. S04E09Corey's Been Dead for an HourNov 20, 2006IMDb 7.7/10
  10. S04E10Kissing Abraham LincolnNov 27, 2006IMDb 7.7/10
  11. S04E11Walnuts and DemerolDec 11, 2006IMDb 8.6/10
  12. S04E12Castrating Sheep in MontanaJan 8, 2007IMDb 7.6/10
  13. S04E13Don't Worry, Speed RacerJan 22, 2007IMDb 7.6/10
  14. S04E14That's Summer Sausage, Not SalamiFeb 5, 2007IMDb 7.7/10
  15. S04E15My Damn StalkerFeb 12, 2007IMDb 7.8/10
  16. S04E16Young People Have Phlegm TooFeb 19, 2007IMDb 7.7/10
  17. S04E17I Merely Slept with a CommieFeb 26, 2007IMDb 7.5/10
  18. S04E18It Never Rains in HootervilleMar 19, 2007IMDb 7.6/10
  19. S04E19Smooth As a Ken DollApr 9, 2007IMDb 8.1/10
  20. S04E20Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a LotApr 16, 2007IMDb 8.2/10
  21. S04E21Tucked, Taped and GorgeousApr 23, 2007IMDb 7.7/10
  22. S04E22Mr. McGlue's FeedbagApr 30, 2007IMDb 7.7/10
  23. S04E23Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookinMay 7, 2007IMDb 8.0/10
  24. S04E24Prostitutes and GelatoMay 14, 2007IMDb 8.2/10
Season 5 19 episodes & specials
  1. S05E01Large Birds, Spiders and MomSep 24, 2007IMDb 7.8/10
  2. S05E02Media Room Slash DungeonOct 1, 2007IMDb 7.8/10
  3. S05E03Dum Diddy Dum Diddy DooOct 8, 2007IMDb 7.8/10
  4. S05E04City of Great RacksOct 15, 2007IMDb 7.8/10
  5. S05E05Putting Swim Fins on a CatOct 22, 2007IMDb 7.8/10
  6. S05E06Help Daddy Find His ToenailOct 29, 2007IMDb 7.7/10
  7. S05E07Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest RoomNov 5, 2007IMDb 7.6/10
  8. S05E08Is There a Mrs. Waffles?Nov 12, 2007IMDb 8.5/10
  9. S05E09Tight's GoodNov 19, 2007IMDb 7.9/10
  10. S05E10Kinda Like NecrophiliaNov 26, 2007IMDb 8.0/10
  11. S05E11Meander to Your DanderMar 17, 2008IMDb 8.0/10
  12. S05E12A Little Clammy and None Too FreshMar 24, 2008IMDb 7.7/10
  13. S05E13The Soil Is MoistMar 31, 2008IMDb 8.1/10
  14. S05E14Winky-Dink TimeApr 14, 2008IMDb 7.9/10
  15. S05E15Rough Night in Hump JunctionApr 21, 2008IMDb 7.7/10
  16. S05E16Look at Me, Mommy, I'm PrettyApr 28, 2008IMDb 7.8/10
  17. S05E17Fish in a DrawerMay 5, 2008IMDb 8.6/10
  18. S05E18If My Hole Could TalkMay 12, 2008IMDb 7.7/10
  19. S05E19Waiting for the Right SnapperMay 19, 2008IMDb 7.8/10
Season 6 24 episodes & specials
  1. S06E01Taterhead Is Our Love ChildSep 22, 2008IMDb 7.8/10
  2. S06E02Pie Hole, HerbSep 29, 2008IMDb 7.7/10
  3. S06E03Damn You, Eggs BenedictOct 6, 2008IMDb 7.9/10
  4. S06E04The Flavin' and the Mavin'Oct 13, 2008IMDb 7.7/10
  5. S06E05A Jock Strap in HellOct 20, 2008IMDb 7.5/10
  6. S06E06It's Always Nazi WeekNov 3, 2008IMDb 8.0/10
  7. S06E07Best H.O. Money Can BuyNov 10, 2008IMDb 7.9/10
  8. S06E08Pinocchio's MouthNov 17, 2008IMDb 7.7/10
  9. S06E09The Mooch at the BooNov 24, 2008IMDb 8.5/10
  10. S06E10He Smelled the Ham, He Got ExcitedDec 8, 2008IMDb 7.6/10
  11. S06E11The Devil's LubeDec 15, 2008IMDb 7.7/10
  12. S06E12Thank God for ScoliosisJan 12, 2009IMDb 8.1/10
  13. S06E13I Think You Offended DonJan 19, 2009IMDb 7.5/10
  14. S06E14David Copperfield Slipped Me a RoofieFeb 2, 2009IMDb 8.0/10
  15. S06E15I'd Like to Start with the CatFeb 9, 2009IMDb 7.6/10
  16. S06E16She'll Still Be Dead at HalftimeMar 2, 2009IMDb 8.2/10
  17. S06E17The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?Mar 9, 2009IMDb 7.6/10
  18. S06E18My Son's Enormous HeadMar 16, 2009IMDb 7.6/10
  19. S06E19The Two Finger RuleMar 30, 2009IMDb 8.7/10
  20. S06E20Hello, I Am Alan CousteauApr 13, 2009IMDb 7.8/10
  21. S06E21Above Exalted CyclopsApr 27, 2009IMDb 8.1/10
  22. S06E22Sir Lancelot's Litter BoxMay 4, 2009IMDb 7.6/10
  23. S06E23Good Morning, Mrs. ButterworthMay 11, 2009IMDb 7.7/10
  24. S06E24Baseball with Better SteroidsMay 18, 2009IMDb Not rated
Season 7 22 episodes & specials
  1. S07E01818-jklpuzoSep 21, 2009IMDb 8.1/10
  2. S07E02Whipped Unto the Third GenerationSep 28, 2009IMDb 7.7/10
  3. S07E03Mmm, Fish. Yum.Oct 5, 2009IMDb 7.6/10
  4. S07E04Laxative Tester, Horse InseminatorOct 12, 2009IMDb 7.6/10
  5. S07E05For the Sake of the ChildOct 19, 2009IMDb 7.6/10
  6. S07E06Give Me Your ThumbNov 2, 2009IMDb 7.9/10
  7. S07E07Untainted by FilthNov 9, 2009IMDb 7.9/10
  8. S07E08Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.Nov 16, 2009IMDb 8.5/10
  9. S07E09Captain Terry's Spray-On HairNov 23, 2009IMDb 7.7/10
  10. S07E10That's Why They Call It Ball RoomDec 7, 2009IMDb 7.9/10
  11. S07E11Warning, It's DirtyDec 14, 2009IMDb 7.9/10
  12. S07E12Fart Jokes, Pie and CelesteJan 11, 2010IMDb 7.8/10
  13. S07E13Yay, No Polyps!Jan 18, 2010IMDb 7.8/10
  14. S07E14Crude and Uncalled ForFeb 1, 2010IMDb 7.5/10
  15. S07E15Aye, Aye, CaptainFeb 8, 2010IMDb Not rated
  16. S07E16Tinkle Like a PrincessMar 1, 2010IMDb 7.6/10
  17. S07E17I Found Your MoustacheMar 8, 2010IMDb 7.4/10
  18. S07E18Ixnay on the Oggie DayMar 22, 2010IMDb 8.2/10
  19. S07E19Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His GraveApr 12, 2010IMDb 7.7/10
  20. S07E20I Called Him MagooMay 10, 2010IMDb 7.6/10
  21. S07E21Gumby with a PokeyMay 17, 2010IMDb 7.9/10
  22. S07E22This Is Not Gonna End WellMay 24, 2010IMDb 7.8/10
Season 8 16 episodes & specials
  1. S08E01Three Girls and a Guy Named BudSep 20, 2010IMDb 8.4/10
  2. S08E02A Bottle of Wine and a JackhammerSep 27, 2010IMDb 7.9/10
  3. S08E03A Pudding-Filled CactusOct 4, 2010IMDb 7.8/10
  4. S08E04Hookers, Hookers, HookersOct 11, 2010IMDb 8.0/10
  5. S08E05The Immortal Mr. Billy JoelOct 18, 2010IMDb 7.6/10
  6. S08E06Twanging Your Magic ClangerOct 25, 2010IMDb 8.0/10
  7. S08E07The Crazy Bitch GazetteNov 1, 2010IMDb 7.7/10
  8. S08E08Springtime on a StickNov 8, 2010IMDb 7.7/10
  9. S08E09A Good Time in Central AfricaNov 15, 2010IMDb 8.0/10
  10. S08E10Ow, Ow, Don't StopNov 22, 2010IMDb 7.4/10
  11. S08E11Dead from the Waist DownDec 6, 2010IMDb 7.4/10
  12. S08E12Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's DeadDec 13, 2010IMDb 7.2/10
  13. S08E13Skunk, Dog, Crap and KetchupJan 3, 2011IMDb 7.6/10
  14. S08E14Lookin' for Japanese SubsJan 17, 2011IMDb 7.6/10
  15. S08E15Three Hookers and a Philly CheesesteakFeb 7, 2011IMDb 8.1/10
  16. S08E16That Darn PriestFeb 14, 2011IMDb 7.5/10
Season 9 24 episodes & specials
  1. S09E01Nice to Meet You, Walden SchmidtSep 19, 2011IMDb 5.4/10
  2. S09E02People Who Love PeepholesSep 26, 2011IMDb 5.3/10
  3. S09E03Big Girls Don't Throw FoodOct 3, 2011IMDb 5.3/10
  4. S09E04Nine Magic FingersOct 10, 2011IMDb 5.6/10
  5. S09E05A Giant Cat Holding a ChurroOct 17, 2011IMDb 5.8/10
  6. S09E06The Squat and the HoverOct 24, 2011IMDb 5.6/10
  7. S09E07Those Fancy Japanese ToiletsOct 31, 2011IMDb 5.9/10
  8. S09E08Thank You for the IntercourseNov 7, 2011IMDb 6.6/10
  9. S09E09Frodo's HeadshotsNov 14, 2011IMDb 6.4/10
  10. S09E10A Fishbowl Full of Glass EyesNov 21, 2011IMDb 6.2/10
  11. S09E11What a Lovely Landing StripDec 5, 2011IMDb 6.3/10
  12. S09E12One False Move, Zimbabwe!Dec 12, 2011IMDb 5.7/10
  13. S09E13Slowly and in a Circular FashionJan 2, 2012IMDb 6.6/10
  14. S09E14A Possum on ChemoJan 16, 2012IMDb 6.3/10
  15. S09E15The Duchess of Dull-in-SackFeb 6, 2012IMDb 6.4/10
  16. S09E16Sips, Sonnets and SodomyFeb 13, 2012IMDb 6.6/10
  17. S09E17Not in My Mouth!Feb 20, 2012IMDb 5.5/10
  18. S09E18The War Against GingivitisFeb 27, 2012IMDb 5.6/10
  19. S09E19Palmdale, EchMar 19, 2012IMDb 6.3/10
  20. S09E20Grandma's PieApr 9, 2012IMDb 6.0/10
  21. S09E21Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'Apr 16, 2012IMDb 6.1/10
  22. S09E22Why We Gave Up WomenApr 30, 2012IMDb 6.2/10
  23. S09E23The Straw in My Donut HoleMay 7, 2012IMDb 5.7/10
  24. S09E24Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!May 14, 2012IMDb 6.4/10
Season 10 23 episodes & specials
  1. S10E01I Changed My Mind About the MilkSep 27, 2012IMDb 6.1/10
  2. S10E02A Big Bag of DogOct 4, 2012IMDb 6.2/10
  3. S10E03Four Balls, Two Bats and One MittOct 11, 2012IMDb 6.1/10
  4. S10E04You Do Know What the Lollipop's ForOct 18, 2012IMDb Not rated
  5. S10E05That's Not What They Call It in AmsterdamOct 25, 2012IMDb 6.4/10
  6. S10E06Ferrets, Attack!Nov 1, 2012IMDb 6.0/10
  7. S10E07Avoid the Chinese MustardNov 8, 2012IMDb 6.3/10
  8. S10E08Something My Gynecologist SaidNov 15, 2012IMDb 6.5/10
  9. S10E09I Scream When I PeeNov 29, 2012IMDb 7.0/10
  10. S10E10One Nut JohnsonDec 6, 2012IMDb 6.9/10
  11. S10E11Give Santa a Tail-HoleDec 13, 2012IMDb 6.7/10
  12. S10E12Welcome to AlancrestJan 3, 2013IMDb 6.3/10
  13. S10E13Grab a Feather and Get in LineJan 10, 2013IMDb 5.6/10
  14. S10E14Run, Steven Staven! Run!Jan 31, 2013IMDb 6.6/10
  15. S10E15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug ItFeb 7, 2013IMDb 6.8/10
  16. S10E16Advantage: Fat, Flying BabyFeb 14, 2013IMDb 6.3/10
  17. S10E17Throgwarten Middle School MysteriesFeb 21, 2013IMDb 6.2/10
  18. S10E18The 9:04 from PembertonMar 7, 2013IMDb 6.4/10
  19. S10E19Big Episode. Someone Stole a SpoonMar 14, 2013IMDb 6.9/10
  20. S10E20Bazinga! That's from a TV ShowApr 4, 2013IMDb 6.9/10
  21. S10E21Another Night with Neil DiamondApr 25, 2013IMDb 6.2/10
  22. S10E22My Bodacious VidaliaMay 2, 2013IMDb 6.4/10
  23. S10E23Cows, Prepare to Be TippedMay 9, 2013IMDb 6.4/10
Season 11 22 episodes & specials
  1. S11E01NangnangnangnangSep 26, 2013IMDb 6.1/10
  2. S11E02I Think I Banged Lucille BallOct 3, 2013IMDb 5.9/10
  3. S11E03This Unblessed BiscuitOct 10, 2013IMDb 6.0/10
  4. S11E04Clank, Clank, Drunken SkankOct 17, 2013IMDb 6.2/10
  5. S11E05Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003Oct 24, 2013IMDb 6.3/10
  6. S11E06Justice in Star-Spangled Hot PantsNov 7, 2013IMDb 6.1/10
  7. S11E07Some Kind of Lesbian ZombieNov 14, 2013IMDb 6.5/10
  8. S11E08Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.Nov 21, 2013IMDb 6.2/10
  9. S11E09Numero Uno Accidente LawyerDec 5, 2013IMDb 6.0/10
  10. S11E10On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!Dec 12, 2013IMDb 6.3/10
  11. S11E11Tazed in the Lady NutsJan 2, 2014IMDb 6.4/10
  12. S11E12Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.Jan 9, 2014IMDb 6.3/10
  13. S11E13Bite Me, Supreme CourtJan 30, 2014IMDb 6.1/10
  14. S11E14Three Fingers of Crème de MentheFeb 6, 2014IMDb 6.2/10
  15. S11E15Cab Fare and a Bottle of PenicillinFeb 27, 2014IMDb 6.2/10
  16. S11E16How to Get Rid of Alan HarperMar 6, 2014IMDb 6.5/10
  17. S11E17Welcome Home, JakeMar 13, 2014IMDb 6.6/10
  18. S11E18West Side StoryApr 3, 2014IMDb 6.5/10
  19. S11E19Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding ShangApr 10, 2014IMDb 7.1/10
  20. S11E20Lotta Delis in Little ArmeniaApr 24, 2014IMDb 7.1/10
  21. S11E21Dial 1-900-Mix-a-LotMay 1, 2014IMDb 6.1/10
  22. S11E22Oh WALD-E, Good Times AheadMay 8, 2014IMDb 6.5/10
Season 12 16 episodes & specials
  1. S12E01The Ol' Mexican SpinachOct 30, 2014IMDb 5.2/10
  2. S12E02A Chic Bar in IbizaNov 6, 2014IMDb 5.2/10
  3. S12E03Glamping in a YurtNov 13, 2014IMDb 5.4/10
  4. S12E04Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-EightNov 20, 2014IMDb 5.5/10
  5. S12E05Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.Nov 27, 2014IMDb 5.2/10
  6. S12E06Alan Shot a Little GirlDec 4, 2014IMDb 5.2/10
  7. S12E07Sex with an Animated Ed AsnerDec 11, 2014IMDb 5.9/10
  8. S12E08Family, Bublé, Deep-fried TurkeyDec 18, 2014IMDb 5.5/10
  9. S12E09Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, LyndseyJan 8, 2015IMDb 5.7/10
  10. S12E10Here I Come, Pants!Jan 15, 2015IMDb 5.8/10
  11. S12E11For Whom the Booty CallsJan 22, 2015IMDb 5.5/10
  12. S12E12A Beer-Battered Rip-OffJan 29, 2015IMDb 5.9/10
  13. S12E13Boompa Loved His HookersFeb 5, 2015IMDb 5.6/10
  14. S12E14Don't Give a Monkey a GunFeb 12, 2015IMDb 5.6/10
  15. S12E15Of Course He's Dead - Part OneFeb 19, 2015IMDb Not rated
  16. S12E16Of Course He's Dead - Part TwoFeb 19, 2015IMDb Not rated

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